Some say hip-hop is dead. We do this just to make sure.

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Jake!

i thought this ad was pretty funny considering my penguin suit has the exact same effect. i happen to be wearing this penguin suit right now

things the penguin suit offers that the snuggie doesnt:

1. the suit has a hood that keeps your head warm. it can double as a make-shift pillow if you really try.

2. The flippers. which also have an opening for free hands. its like, what if i dont want to read a book and just want to have snuggly hands? well, i just put my hands in and velcro up the hand openings. its that simple

3. Webbed feet shoe covers. i can wear shoes AND have my feet enveloped by penguiny goodness

4. velvet-esq material. so much beter than the petty fleece of the snuggie, or whatever shizz its called. fleece gets all staticy, whereas the penguins velvet doesnt.

5. The bow tie. Now, i just realised penguins dont actually wear bow ties. why is it that EVERY penguin costume has a red bow tie? oh well. with the penguin, i can looks fly while staying warm. have a last minute formal even and nothing to wear? no problem. dressing up for formal events is a breeze with your penguin costume, thanks to the attatched, and very tasteful bowtie. just try doing that with your snuggie

6. The penguin is way cooler. ask anybody. time magazine says penguin is the new black. its true. It is the epitome of cool.

7. Doubles as a Halloween costume. (this implies that no, it is not a halloween costume, but can be used for such purposes) Some lame blanket with arms could never do such thing.

Mine is slightly different. but you get the idea. 

i would say it is a mix between the two. steph had pictures if you really want to see. 

present to taylor

i think were all pretty fortunate to have a person like taylor in our lives.. scratch that. not like taylor. IS taylor. actually scratch that. we make due with what we have

we now have proof!: taylor has been licked 7 times

Rapping

The only people who read my blog already know and live by this but whateva. Ima post it anyway

Isnt it great? I myself made a rap in response to my text saying "lol i just had mexican food for dinner. i feel culturally aware" or soemthing to that extent. so yeah this is my rap in response to my text

ya right youre culturally aware

sitting in your white person chair

with your chinese hair

so eat mexican if you dare

but beware of the potential solitare

yeah that was really good. OKAY OKAY i can nay tell a lie. twas tedward who wrote that. but im still taking credt for it on twitter. so pce

EDIT: oh, nice. my bio about adpiring rapper actually makes sense now

love

what is love? im not asking for "baby dont hurt me" and a head bob for an answer. haddaway can only explain so much

the ghastly dog

volunteering today; we went xmas shopping with littles and it was hella fun. i guess hectic but hella fun

total count of presents bought: 0

oh im good

oh and coco rocha has a blog now. NOICEEE http://www.ohsococo.blogspot.com/
im pretty sure

oh check this out its funny as octopusmonkey

haha sorry but its was just too funny not to\

youtube is full of magic and wonderwhales

oh btw today wa the last day of school. NOICE