Pre-Train Wreck! Egos this big dont belong to a child she is a disaster waiting to happen what a conceited stuck up little brat i would never whore out my child for fame she is just a guaranteed meal ticket for her selfish parents and a cash cow for disney its all about MONEY MONEY MONEY Shake your moneymaker little girl before it ends up in rehab, jail or a grave
oh yeah, and Virgin my ass what 20 yr old man is gonna hang out with a 16 year old unless he has had some of THAT
trip highlights: andrea getting licked by a hobo maddie thinking you can have a "half-leather" jacket
Maddie: this coat is so cheap, leather in europe is so much cheaper than back home Me or Val: Maddie, are you sure its real leather? I dont tihnk it is Me: Smell it, its not real leather Maddie: Really? I tihnk it's full Me:Full? Maddie: Oh and its so soft too Me: Full what? Maddie, do you mean 'faux'? Maddie: No, full. Like full leather. Me or val: As opposed to what? Maddie: Half-leather Valerie: that doesnt exist Maddie: Really?
Highlights of last night: Rebecca being mistaken for a prostitute (300 aint bad)
i thought this ad was pretty funny considering my penguin suit has the exact same effect. i happen to be wearing this penguin suit right now
things the penguin suit offers that the snuggie doesnt:
1. the suit has a hood that keeps your head warm. it can double as a make-shift pillow if you really try.
2. The flippers. which also have an opening for free hands. its like, what if i dont want to read a book and just want to have snuggly hands? well, i just put my hands in and velcro up the hand openings. its that simple
3. Webbed feet shoe covers. i can wear shoes AND have my feet enveloped by penguiny goodness
4. velvet-esq material. so much beter than the petty fleece of the snuggie, or whatever shizz its called. fleece gets all staticy, whereas the penguins velvet doesnt.
5. The bow tie. Now, i just realised penguins dont actually wear bow ties. why is it that EVERY penguin costume has a red bow tie? oh well. with the penguin, i can looks fly while staying warm. have a last minute formal even and nothing to wear? no problem. dressing up for formal events is a breeze with your penguin costume, thanks to the attatched, and very tasteful bowtie. just try doing that with your snuggie
6. The penguin is way cooler. ask anybody. time magazine says penguin is the new black. its true. It is the epitome of cool.
7. Doubles as a Halloween costume. (this implies that no, it is not a halloween costume, but can be used for such purposes) Some lame blanket with arms could never do such thing.
Mine is slightly different. but you get the idea.
i would say it is a mix between the two. steph had pictures if you really want to see.
i think children are trying to grow up too fast. age-compression, i tihnk its called, is something thats been bugging me 4EVA. if you have no idea what im talking about think LGs. little girls for those who dont know. i would explain it but ill just find a picture
i read it maybe one or two years ago and its quite fascinating. theres a video too somewhere. but yeah its all the LGs wearing their tna and shizz. also why chanel has lost its prestige. i wouldnt be caught dead wearing a logo necklace/bag whose name has been disgraced by b-list celebrities and LGs wearing knockoff CC necklaces (fake, night market, i give you good price, 15 dolla) and all the LGs going to dunbar dances with their american eagle shirts and abercrombie skirts. those brands are trash trash trash. hollister too, but tis implied
anyways, my 8 year olf brother got an iPhone. isnt that the stupidest thing youve ever heard. before he wanted the BB Bold but eventually got this one. i was like "oh yes you really need one for all your business contacts" and "how many people do you talk to no the phone? mom...dad..." i suppose whilst were on this topic we could talk about BBs too. (blackberry, whateva) theres 6,7 people in my grade who have one. i just dont believe that 15 year olds need phones that 40 year old businessmen do.
so really whats the line we draw separating this:
Mariah tries on her first outfit. “I like it’s how it’s tight, and I like how it shows my belly button. It makes me look cooler. Much cooler, really."
and kids trying to grow up in other ways? one thing just leads to another. i am saddened by my generation
conclusion: i sure as hell dont want sexy devil 6 year olds trick or treating at my house
so you know how stephanie lied about having millions of neopoints? i actually did
slash do
whateva nobody cares about tenses
its a sad sad truth
and obvs i could have had more if i collected interest. but ya know...i had 8 years to do that and i didnt cause im not what you would call a regular neo...fan whateva
