new years

i had no idea what NYE stood for

then i figured out its was new year's eve

good for mmeeee!!

quotes from new years:

"Japppooonneeessseeeeee"

"do you have a boyfriend?"
"no"
"then why dont you kiss me?"

talking to australian
"so you flew 16 hours here...was it worth it"
"not really"

british guy at the RCMP office
"oh, youre not open, well i guess theres no crime today"

"do you want a little brother?"
"i didnt know lady parts and more lady parts could make a baby"