hooray for photoshop

thanks mum

zac posen: magical hero

now if only that horse were a unicorn

guess who?

Pre-Train Wreck!
Egos this big dont belong to a child
she is a disaster waiting to happen
what a conceited stuck up little brat
i would never whore out my child for fame
she is just a guaranteed meal ticket for her selfish parents
and a cash cow for disney
its all about MONEY MONEY MONEY
Shake your moneymaker little girl
before it ends up in rehab, jail or a grave

oh yeah, and
Virgin my ass
what 20 yr old man is gonna hang out with a 16 year old unless he has had some of THAT

good/slow night/day on TMZ

Some say hip-hop is dead. We do this just to make sure.

Untitled from lookatthisfuckinghipster on Vimeo.

umm okay

my favourite is the jesus thing
but not the \actual article. jus the title


saw this on streeter's blog and its probably the only reason in the world of the history of forever that makes me want to go to new jersey

oh yeah

stolen from amir's blog

p.s. their live chat yesterday was AWESOME. except fo tha fact that they never answered ANY (not one) of my comments/questions

FTW! For the wolf. for the epic wolf

untitled (fooled you)

highlights

yo so im back from spain

trip highlights:
andrea getting licked by a hobo
maddie thinking you can have a "half-leather" jacket

Maddie: this coat is so cheap, leather in europe is so much cheaper than back home
Me or Val: Maddie, are you sure its real leather? I dont tihnk it is
Me: Smell it, its not real leather
Maddie: Really? I tihnk it's full
Me:Full?
Maddie: Oh and its so soft too
Me: Full what? Maddie, do you mean 'faux'?
Maddie: No, full. Like full leather.
Me or val: As opposed to what?
Maddie: Half-leather
Valerie: that doesnt exist
Maddie: Really?

Highlights of last night:
Rebecca being mistaken for a prostitute
(300 aint bad)

estoy en españa

i could post, pero no quiero!! jajaja loser

twatever. tis quite bee-you-tee-ful here and the weather is awesome

haha were going ice skating tomorrow. dont ask why. it just is. who knew they had ice rinks in spain?

mes vacances, but thats the wrong lingua

not that i update this at all/have readers so it doesnt really matta

but im going to spain and will be away for 2 weeks

Eee! // miercoles, yo iré a españa con VALERIAAAA!!! Yo voy a comprar muchas y MUCHAS ROPAS!! Y quiero ir a los mercados y (posiblemente...) bailar el flamenco! Pero, no soy una bailarina bueno. Eh. Twatever

translate that if you dare (i put in the symbols so you can. dont i do so much for you?) i think so. that should be in brackets? to make sense? because it was the same train of thouhgt?


yeah, have fun with that

Whale Rider 3.0

still working hard on my socials project

whale rider 2.0

doing a project for socials about aborignal people. i chose whale rider.

its a good movie but isnt this more interesting?

sunshine lollipops and rainbows

press the button

keep pressing the button

oscar night 2009

thins i dont like:

wide screen TVs
-i dont get it, they just make everyone look fat. why would you create something that deliberately makes people fat? i dont like them

that is all

pps: im watching the oscars. hugh jackman is cool. i never knew he was wolverine. im pretty bad at connecting things like that. example never knew that summer from school of rock and iCarly were the same person. its like 'i look like both of them' but haha! theyre the same person

pps. i dont know where i got the wide screen tv thing from. im at my moms and its like...new? i dont know how to explain tvs. its big but doesnt make people fat. blu ray is cool

pps. oh just googled it looking for a picture but apparently these tvs have just been set up wrong

daily thoughts - yes this is what i think about

i hate tshirts but this was funny so i share:

wow that sounded really ESL (me, not the shirt)

anyways valerie owns a lot of socks. really random socks. like Sexy Devil socks. and 'i went to princeton and brought you back socks' socks. (they dont literally say that but thats what it means) and toe socks. i do not like toe socks. they are weird and scary

the kind of people who wear toe socks

actually, maybe not. i think its the type of people who knit themselves things and actually wear them...hmm i wonder

Jake!

i thought this ad was pretty funny considering my penguin suit has the exact same effect. i happen to be wearing this penguin suit right now

things the penguin suit offers that the snuggie doesnt:

1. the suit has a hood that keeps your head warm. it can double as a make-shift pillow if you really try.

2. The flippers. which also have an opening for free hands. its like, what if i dont want to read a book and just want to have snuggly hands? well, i just put my hands in and velcro up the hand openings. its that simple

3. Webbed feet shoe covers. i can wear shoes AND have my feet enveloped by penguiny goodness

4. velvet-esq material. so much beter than the petty fleece of the snuggie, or whatever shizz its called. fleece gets all staticy, whereas the penguins velvet doesnt.

5. The bow tie. Now, i just realised penguins dont actually wear bow ties. why is it that EVERY penguin costume has a red bow tie? oh well. with the penguin, i can looks fly while staying warm. have a last minute formal even and nothing to wear? no problem. dressing up for formal events is a breeze with your penguin costume, thanks to the attatched, and very tasteful bowtie. just try doing that with your snuggie

6. The penguin is way cooler. ask anybody. time magazine says penguin is the new black. its true. It is the epitome of cool.

7. Doubles as a Halloween costume. (this implies that no, it is not a halloween costume, but can be used for such purposes) Some lame blanket with arms could never do such thing.

Mine is slightly different. but you get the idea. 

i would say it is a mix between the two. steph had pictures if you really want to see. 

gym

ugh eww i have to go to gym tomorrow

i hate gym, its my least favourite class ever!

and we can never get out of it, not even in grade 12

but whatevs, i havnt gone all week. i guess i will go tomorrow because its sport psychology, meaning the biggest joke class ever.

surprisingly, i am not fat. i dont really know why. 

yes i do. its cause i dont drink soda and limit refined sugars (read: oftener i do nay eat candy)

secret: sometimes i try and go to bed early (9:00/21:00) but never can because i am woken up by my telephone or parents. usually the telephone.

and in the mornings when i try to sleep in (9/10/9:00/10:00) i cant sleep because i am woken up by the home phone. i cant mute it completely so im starting to take out the batteries at night

if gym class was like this, i would go:

no american apparel allowed

google-y eyes

one of the funniest things i have seen in a while




so out of curiosity/fairness...

its fun to know that "why are half asians so hot" is right up there in the google system with "why are half my christmas lights out"

thought of the day//yes only one

I think part of originality is about learning to move with the times. if there is a certain thing you do or wear and everyone else starts doing it, you must realize that people will see you as just one of the herd. it doesn’t help if you go and telling people you did it long before the trend because it simply comes off as pretentious

my generation

i think children are trying to grow up too fast. age-compression, i tihnk its called, is something thats been bugging me 4EVA. if you have no idea what im talking about think LGs. little girls for those who dont know. i would explain it but ill just find a picture

okay clearly google has no idea what im talking about. i type in LG and they show me phones. GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT
if you want to read mkore about it go here: http://www.cbc.ca/consumers/market/files/money/sexy/marketing.html

i read it maybe one or two years ago and its quite fascinating. theres a video too somewhere.
but yeah its all the LGs wearing their tna and shizz. also why chanel has lost its prestige. i wouldnt be caught dead wearing a logo necklace/bag whose name has been disgraced by b-list celebrities and LGs wearing knockoff CC necklaces (fake, night market, i give you good price, 15 dolla)
and all the LGs going to dunbar dances with their american eagle shirts and abercrombie skirts. those brands are trash trash trash. hollister too, but tis implied

anyways, my 8 year olf brother got an iPhone. isnt that the stupidest thing youve ever heard. before he wanted the BB Bold but eventually got this one. i was like "oh yes you really need one for all your business contacts" and "how many people do you talk to no the phone? mom...dad..."
i suppose whilst were on this topic we could talk about BBs too. (blackberry, whateva) theres 6,7 people in my grade who have one. i just dont believe that 15 year olds need phones that 40 year old businessmen do.

so really whats the line we draw separating this:

Mariah tries on her first outfit. “I like it’s how it’s tight, and I like how it shows my belly button. It makes me look cooler. Much cooler, really."

and kids trying to grow up in other ways? one thing just leads to another. i am saddened by my generation

conclusion: i sure as hell dont want sexy devil 6 year olds trick or treating at my house

meow catfight//hipsters

tALKED TO TAYLOE ON DA PHONE TODAY., SHE WAS AT THE TOOTHPASTE STORE BUTINGdORA tHE eXPLOIRA TOOTHPASTE. tHATS A lIE. sHE ACTUALLITTEEEAAA BOUGHT SOMETHING ELSE. I 4GOT. READ THE 4 AS fO. AS IN fO sHO

things that hipsters used to like but now complain about them being mainstream (but still like):

-american apparel

-cory kennedy

-indie music

-dark nails

-plaid shirts (found at salvation army, or in a dumpster)

-the salvation army in general

-cobrasnake

-converse

-raybans

-nylon magazine

-being a teenage photographer

-being in a band

-vintage clothing

-drnking fair trade, organic coffee

-hanging out at starbucks

-urban outfitters

-androgyny

-summer music festivals

-wearing suspenders

-neon sneakers

-coloured tights

-impractical scarves

-wearing things ironically

9/10 times hipsters are annoyed that these trends have caught on amongst other hipsters.

buyer beware

so...neopets

so you know how stephanie lied about having millions of neopoints? i actually did

slash do

whateva nobody cares about tenses

its a sad sad truth

and obvs i could have had more if i collected interest. but ya know...i had 8 years to do that and i didnt cause im not what you would call a regular neo...fan whateva

present to taylor

i think were all pretty fortunate to have a person like taylor in our lives.. scratch that. not like taylor. IS taylor. actually scratch that. we make due with what we have

we now have proof!: taylor has been licked 7 times

surprise bite!

taylor just bit me. because i bit her first/ whateva

im so not teacing her how to post date blog stuff

mordre = to bite

p.s. Blogging on an itouch sucks cause you can't type in the big box..only the title (stupid)

sometimes I wonder 'what if all my friends were hipsters?' then I realize I'm glad they arnt cause it would be hella annoying

lullaby//good luck on exams tomorrow!

i want my ring back. it washed off in the wash. ha the funniest thing i heard today: the weather outside is weather

i am the only one who thouight that was funny.

nope you just laughed

im seriously considering doing the thing in exams where you talk out loud debate answer etc etc and when the oh shiatsu whats it called? theres a formal name. the...moderator of your exam... its calledd.. oh shiatsu i know one of you knows it

but whatever when they come around to tell you to stop you should say "i think they can read my mind" or something like that. i figured though that the whole class should be in on it and you also need to learn how to talk with your lips closed. i forgot the proper term for thtat too

sayonara

i want rings

lots and lots of them. of all different shapes and sizes and colours and weights

here i am improvising/not studying but whateva

my favourite drawn is the pink one. the the

vampire one (beside the pink) is my favourite in real life

i take full credit for these works of art

the homeless

recentement, the homeless have become quite funny/.

well, not all of  them but whatevs .

in lieu of the usual "spare chancge god bless" stuff theyve began creating very very humourous signs// stop writing this like its being read on the news. i wasnt

one sign i saw:

"parents kidnapped by ninjas. need money for karate lessons"

and "zombies are coming. need $$$ for a chainsaw"

on another note: i am beginning to wonder if they have conversations about the effectiveness of different markers. you know, to write the signs. or if the cardboard colour is of importance.

sorry to offend, 

sydney

Rapping

The only people who read my blog already know and live by this but whateva. Ima post it anyway

Isnt it great? I myself made a rap in response to my text saying "lol i just had mexican food for dinner. i feel culturally aware" or soemthing to that extent. so yeah this is my rap in response to my text

ya right youre culturally aware

sitting in your white person chair

with your chinese hair

so eat mexican if you dare

but beware of the potential solitare

yeah that was really good. OKAY OKAY i can nay tell a lie. twas tedward who wrote that. but im still taking credt for it on twitter. so pce

EDIT: oh, nice. my bio about adpiring rapper actually makes sense now

love

what is love? im not asking for "baby dont hurt me" and a head bob for an answer. haddaway can only explain so much

euphoria

im really really happy. it took me about 40 minutes to figure out how to put in this lovely picture header. oh b t dub i changed the name of the blog. betcha (did)nt notice. so i look thorugh web page after web page trying to learn how to use and edit manipulate whateva html and then i figure out i can just edit the little gadget and upload my picture from there. hmpt (thats supposed to be angry child making grumpy noise just incase you dont understnad)

ugh gross school starts ...tomorrow technically.

and i just watched all 4 (the pre one too that was [whoops!] an hour long) eposiodes of the city. and to be honesy, i think it makes me like whitney less. she was my favourite from the hills. which i just had to watch because it was better than laguna crap. i stopped watching the hills...a very very long time ago because it got so stupid. or maybe my clicker ran out of batteries so i couldnt get to channel 104 or 110. i dont even know. but then i found out about the city and needed to watch it. needed to. well i missed the premier.. whatever. but im caught up now. apparently its on tomorrow night. wait. is gg back on now? i really hope it is. the tv says its thursdays at some time but i dont know if those are reruns? ive never watched to actually know, for my ballet class interferes at that time. well, no it doesnt. but i just dont care about tv enough to check

anyways. school starts tomorrow. and then exams are soon. i still need to read a book for english class. its not my fault she said wait till the end of break to read it do its fresh in our minds. so not my fault for following her instructoins. i dont even understand why i brought home all my school book. literally all of them. i havnt touched them. well, actually, no, thats a lie. at the beginning of break i put them all stacked semi-neatly in a corner so they wouldnt get in the way of ACTIVITIES!!! (did no one else but me and steph enjoy that premium moment from step brothersÉ 'thats what my computer just started doing instead of the close bracket, and that apostophe thing was supposed to be an arrow. my computa is multi linguallll >`_.'`:>¨¨%? well, no whatever it just does strange things.

but yes, flash back to me and steph bursting out laughing when they talk of activities. no one else in the theater is laughing. they just dont understand....

ÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉ yeahhhh. but of all symbols why would my computer choose only that to have as a hotkey? noice i found the question mark . my comp even has É on one of the keys in bold red. is É so important to daily life mr.toshiba? your last name is very japanese so i see no reason for you to have a need for a capital e with an accent egu or whatever the speeling is. eh-gu a-goo haha im really not going to get that.

in conclusion: my computer is japanese

i probabvly shoty go to bed. my shleleppp schedual is soo off now., considering tomorrow i need to (it is tomorrow, in a sense, well no well say in tsleep after this...or something) i need to wake up at 6 for choir ÉWWWWWW ...well the letter comes in handyh.

ta-ta my apple chips!

hi family

note:read words and then this all makes sense. i cant seem to move the pictures




no just kidding. youre not my family. hahahaha pretty funny stuff so since i suck at blogging im just going to show you my favourite thing evaaa kinda i tihnk well, one of them. (i have 259634 favs just so ya know)

she just made that number up

well whatever its true

no its not

oh let me indroduce you to our special guest.contributer to the blog. he likes to contradict me and tell you LIES ALL LIES. he is not a welcomed guest but i cant really throw him out myself. and my security is on coffee break.

you dont have any security

well, theyve been out for a few days.

out from where? you dont even have an office

see, i told you he tells lies. all the time
so anyways i was trying to explain-

you cant explain for shit

im telekinetic i cant be expected to

what the hell that doesnt make any sense. so because you can move objects with your mind...forget it youre just dumb

GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!!!

you dont have one

i hate you...anyways this is what i was trying to show you

theyre all from www.theselby.com and its a really awesome place check it out





she means to say bye, not just leave. well, actually she does mean that. i say bye

im off to ballet class

this makes me very happy

i need a new wallet. i think i will purchase a plain one so i can adorn it with my glittery my little pony stickers. they are really really fun and i put one on the back of my phone, not the front or else i wouldnt be able to see all of the screen. when i bought them in staples a few weeks ago the cachier lady smirked and looked at me funny. but at the same time i think she was happy to see older people who still enjoy those kinds of things and not just the usual things that teenagers like. i really, really liked that

when i was little i had a subscription to the my little pony 'pony of the month' club and i would recieve a new one in my mailbox every month. sometimes they would be duplicates and that made me less satisfied. i wonder if they still have that subscription for purchase. mind you, my little pony has quadrupled in size since i was a wee one

new years

i had no idea what NYE stood for

then i figured out its was new year's eve

good for mmeeee!!

quotes from new years:

"Japppooonneeessseeeeee"

"do you have a boyfriend?"
"no"
"then why dont you kiss me?"

talking to australian
"so you flew 16 hours here...was it worth it"
"not really"

british guy at the RCMP office
"oh, youre not open, well i guess theres no crime today"

"do you want a little brother?"
"i didnt know lady parts and more lady parts could make a baby"

paris, je me souviens

epiphany ding! well, not so much an epiphany, but a melancholy thought.


there are no real vancouver street style blogs. the one i used to check i found out today had shut down for good. but why? why does vancouver have no real fashion scene or voice. hell, seattle has tons, we should have them too! well, downtown seattle is american apparel's grown up sibling that they emulate but whateva


oh, right. why does no one repost on the clothing here? well, the answer is quite simple: vancouver dresses like shiatsu. gastown is the closest (doesnt that look like closet? it took me a few minutes and a trip to google to figure this one out...yeah i need school)thing we have to a fashion scene, and, while i shouldnt complain since its our only hope, its full of old-ish wanna-be hipters. i really dont like hipsters. i dont like williamsburg


so what do we have...we have aritzia clad youngings, lululemon clad housewives, and guys wear...whatever. i dont even know. people here wear sneakers too much. and not the cool jeremy scott x adidads* type either . they wear functional nikes and geox. terrible, terrible. i tihnk women should wear better shoes**. i think vancouver needs designers. we just havnt reached critical mass, and we are too far away from the center of the earth, new york, paris, europe in general.


we need people to stop wearing 'cute' clothes with graphics, and stop rejecting anything with an air of elegance and fashion. at this point i dont even care if we take cues from california and everyone turns into erin wasson. i really dont care. im not asking for a miracle, im just asking for people to care about the things they put on their backs.


hint: dont go to aritzia and but the more expensive things, it all sucks anyways. its not about buting fashion, its about being stylish.


b-t-dub; happy new year <-- not plural, why do people say it plural? this realyl doesnt make sense

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yes, i care about this