highlights

yo so im back from spain

trip highlights:
andrea getting licked by a hobo
maddie thinking you can have a "half-leather" jacket

Maddie: this coat is so cheap, leather in europe is so much cheaper than back home
Me or Val: Maddie, are you sure its real leather? I dont tihnk it is
Me: Smell it, its not real leather
Maddie: Really? I tihnk it's full
Me:Full?
Maddie: Oh and its so soft too
Me: Full what? Maddie, do you mean 'faux'?
Maddie: No, full. Like full leather.
Me or val: As opposed to what?
Maddie: Half-leather
Valerie: that doesnt exist
Maddie: Really?

Highlights of last night:
Rebecca being mistaken for a prostitute
(300 aint bad)