Thursday, January 29, 2009

so...neopets

so you know how stephanie lied about having millions of neopoints? i actually did
slash do

whateva nobody cares about tenses


its a sad sad truth
and obvs i could have had more if i collected interest. but ya know...i had 8 years to do that and i didnt cause im not what you would call a regular neo...fan whateva

present to taylor

i think were all pretty fortunate to have a person like taylor in our lives.. scratch that. not like taylor. IS taylor. actually scratch that. we make due with what we have

we now have proof!: taylor has been licked 7 times

surprise bite!

taylor just bit me. because i bit her first/ whateva

im so not teacing her how to post date blog stuff

mordre = to bite

Sunday, January 25, 2009

lullaby//good luck on exams tomorrow!





i want my ring back. it washed off in the wash. ha the funniest thing i heard today: the weather outside is weather
i am the only one who thouight that was funny.
nope you just laughed
im seriously considering doing the thing in exams where you talk out loud debate answer etc etc and when the oh shiatsu whats it called? theres a formal name. the...moderator of your exam... its calledd.. oh shiatsu i know one of you knows it

but whatever when they come around to tell you to stop you should say "i think they can read my mind" or something like that. i figured though that the whole class should be in on it and you also need to learn how to talk with your lips closed. i forgot the proper term for thtat too

sayonara

i want rings

lots and lots of them. of all different shapes and sizes and colours and weights

here i am improvising/not studying but whateva

my favourite drawn is the pink one. the the
vampire one (beside the pink) is my favourite in real life



i take full credit for these works of art

the homeless

recentement, the homeless have become quite funny/.

well, not all of  them but whatevs .

in lieu of the usual "spare chancge god bless" stuff theyve began creating very very humourous signs// stop writing this like its being read on the news. i wasnt

one sign i saw:
"parents kidnapped by ninjas. need money for karate lessons"

and "zombies are coming. need $$$ for a chainsaw"

on another note: i am beginning to wonder if they have conversations about the effectiveness of different markers. you know, to write the signs. or if the cardboard colour is of importance.

sorry to offend, 

sydney

Friday, January 23, 2009

Rapping

The only people who read my blog already know and live by this but whateva. Ima post it anyway



Isnt it great? I myself made a rap in response to my text saying "lol i just had mexican food for dinner. i feel culturally aware" or soemthing to that extent. so yeah this is my rap in response to my text

ya right youre culturally aware
sitting in your white person chair
with your chinese hair
so eat mexican if you dare
but beware of the potential solitare

yeah that was really good. OKAY OKAY i can nay tell a lie. twas tedward who wrote that. but im still taking credt for it on twitter. so pce

EDIT: oh, nice. my bio about adpiring rapper actually makes sense now

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

love


what is love? im not asking for "baby dont hurt me" and a head bob for an answer. haddaway can only explain so much

Monday, January 12, 2009

euphoria

im really really happy. it took me about 40 minutes to figure out how to put in this lovely picture header. oh b t dub i changed the name of the blog. betcha (did)nt notice. so i look thorugh web page after web page trying to learn how to use and edit manipulate whateva html and then i figure out i can just edit the little gadget and upload my picture from there. hmpt (thats supposed to be angry child making grumpy noise just incase you dont understnad)

ugh gross school starts ...tomorrow technically.

and i just watched all 4 (the pre one too that was [whoops!] an hour long) eposiodes of the city. and to be honesy, i think it makes me like whitney less. she was my favourite from the hills. which i just had to watch because it was better than laguna crap. i stopped watching the hills...a very very long time ago because it got so stupid. or maybe my clicker ran out of batteries so i couldnt get to channel 104 or 110. i dont even know. but then i found out about the city and needed to watch it. needed to. well i missed the premier.. whatever. but im caught up now. apparently its on tomorrow night. wait. is gg back on now? i really hope it is. the tv says its thursdays at some time but i dont know if those are reruns? ive never watched to actually know, for my ballet class interferes at that time. well, no it doesnt. but i just dont care about tv enough to check

anyways. school starts tomorrow. and then exams are soon. i still need to read a book for english class. its not my fault she said wait till the end of break to read it do its fresh in our minds. so not my fault for following her instructoins. i dont even understand why i brought home all my school book. literally all of them. i havnt touched them. well, actually, no, thats a lie. at the beginning of break i put them all stacked semi-neatly in a corner so they wouldnt get in the way of ACTIVITIES!!! (did no one else but me and steph enjoy that premium moment from step brothersÉ 'thats what my computer just started doing instead of the close bracket, and that apostophe thing was supposed to be an arrow. my computa is multi linguallll >`_.'`:>¨¨%? well, no whatever it just does strange things.

but yes, flash back to me and steph bursting out laughing when they talk of activities. no one else in the theater is laughing. they just dont understand....

ÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉ yeahhhh. but of all symbols why would my computer choose only that to have as a hotkey? noice i found the question mark . my comp even has É on one of the keys in bold red. is É so important to daily life mr.toshiba? your last name is very japanese so i see no reason for you to have a need for a capital e with an accent egu or whatever the speeling is. eh-gu a-goo haha im really not going to get that.

in conclusion: my computer is japanese

i probabvly shoty go to bed. my shleleppp schedual is soo off now., considering tomorrow i need to (it is tomorrow, in a sense, well no well say in tsleep after this...or something) i need to wake up at 6 for choir ÉWWWWWW ...well the letter comes in handyh.

ta-ta my apple chips!

Thursday, January 8, 2009

hi family

note:read words and then this all makes sense. i cant seem to move the pictures




no just kidding. youre not my family. hahahaha pretty funny stuff so since i suck at blogging im just going to show you my favourite thing evaaa kinda i tihnk well, one of them. (i have 259634 favs just so ya know)

she just made that number up

well whatever its true

no its not

oh let me indroduce you to our special guest.contributer to the blog. he likes to contradict me and tell you LIES ALL LIES. he is not a welcomed guest but i cant really throw him out myself. and my security is on coffee break.

you dont have any security

well, theyve been out for a few days.

out from where? you dont even have an office

see, i told you he tells lies. all the time
so anyways i was trying to explain-

you cant explain for shit

im telekinetic i cant be expected to

what the hell that doesnt make any sense. so because you can move objects with your mind...forget it youre just dumb

GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!!!

you dont have one

i hate you...anyways this is what i was trying to show you

theyre all from www.theselby.com and its a really awesome place check it out





she means to say bye, not just leave. well, actually she does mean that. i say bye

Sunday, January 4, 2009

im off to ballet class

this makes me very happy

i need a new wallet. i think i will purchase a plain one so i can adorn it with my glittery my little pony stickers. they are really really fun and i put one on the back of my phone, not the front or else i wouldnt be able to see all of the screen. when i bought them in staples a few weeks ago the cachier lady smirked and looked at me funny. but at the same time i think she was happy to see older people who still enjoy those kinds of things and not just the usual things that teenagers like. i really, really liked that
when i was little i had a subscription to the my little pony 'pony of the month' club and i would recieve a new one in my mailbox every month. sometimes they would be duplicates and that made me less satisfied. i wonder if they still have that subscription for purchase. mind you, my little pony has quadrupled in size since i was a wee one

Saturday, January 3, 2009

new years

i had no idea what NYE stood for

then i figured out its was new year's eve

good for mmeeee!!

quotes from new years:

"Japppooonneeessseeeeee"

"do you have a boyfriend?"
"no"
"then why dont you kiss me?"

talking to australian
"so you flew 16 hours here...was it worth it"
"not really"

british guy at the RCMP office
"oh, youre not open, well i guess theres no crime today"

"do you want a little brother?"
"i didnt know lady parts and more lady parts could make a baby"

paris, je me souviens

epiphany ding! well, not so much an epiphany, but a melancholy thought.


there are no real vancouver street style blogs. the one i used to check i found out today had shut down for good. but why? why does vancouver have no real fashion scene or voice. hell, seattle has tons, we should have them too! well, downtown seattle is american apparel's grown up sibling that they emulate but whateva


oh, right. why does no one repost on the clothing here? well, the answer is quite simple: vancouver dresses like shiatsu. gastown is the closest (doesnt that look like closet? it took me a few minutes and a trip to google to figure this one out...yeah i need school)thing we have to a fashion scene, and, while i shouldnt complain since its our only hope, its full of old-ish wanna-be hipters. i really dont like hipsters. i dont like williamsburg


so what do we have...we have aritzia clad youngings, lululemon clad housewives, and guys wear...whatever. i dont even know. people here wear sneakers too much. and not the cool jeremy scott x adidads* type either . they wear functional nikes and geox. terrible, terrible. i tihnk women should wear better shoes**. i think vancouver needs designers. we just havnt reached critical mass, and we are too far away from the center of the earth, new york, paris, europe in general.


we need people to stop wearing 'cute' clothes with graphics, and stop rejecting anything with an air of elegance and fashion. at this point i dont even care if we take cues from california and everyone turns into erin wasson. i really dont care. im not asking for a miracle, im just asking for people to care about the things they put on their backs.


hint: dont go to aritzia and but the more expensive things, it all sucks anyways. its not about buting fashion, its about being stylish.


b-t-dub; happy new year <-- not plural, why do people say it plural? this realyl doesnt make sense

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